Excellent translation Mr. PaulBunyan. "What the f..." It fit so well I started laughing.

Really, what would tortoise do, chase them? Completely safe pray.
Also: if hitting it does not work - hit it harder.
Also2: by dealing damage sooner or later you will kill your foe.

Leave every enemies to ossan he can dunk all of them

*warcraft ogre noises*

Can't you just cut off the head? That's a lot of wasted material, ya know.

Honestly, I don't like her sudden 180 from tsundere to head-over-heels just because he can do shit. I think she would still have some reservations and slowly warm up to him.

I have the longest horn of them all.

just imagine how tight her hole down there.. when it squeeze your Excalibur..

bUahahahahhahahahahahaha

it just tortoise like he said LMAO

Clingy oni wife is uguuuuuu

AXE IS AXE!

What happened? Axe happened!
Axe chops you down to size!

This dude just hit em with the dunk master darius dunkroo lol

thanks!

NOXIAN GUILLOTINE

that turtle just get dunked by darius and darius ult is true damage
RIP TURTLE
never aim at ossan waifu
because ossan will protect his waifu and you'll die

All it took was to take down a killer turtle for her to propose 😂

@Ingway is buffalo digging.

@Doomroar They're a tribe that maintains itself through hunting and resource gathering. The guy can whack something that should be impossible solo and kills it, and the previous day hunts down 30 freaking buffalo alone. He's like the perfect specimen of what females would seek out in a tribe like that, reliable, strong, can protect those around him and children with him would most likely inherit good genes from him.

It's not really gold digging.

guts but with giant axe

Not saying she is a gold digger, but...